And Then My Hymen Broke

May 08
…and then my hymen broke

…and then my hymen broke

Feb 11
I watched Law and Order SVU, and then my hymen broke.

I watched Law and Order SVU, and then my hymen broke.

Feb 03
I was on my way to join the itty bitty titty committee, and then my hymen broke.

I was on my way to join the itty bitty titty committee, and then my hymen broke.

Feb 02
i tried to scissor a unicycle. and then my vegan hymen broke.

i tried to scissor a unicycle. and then my vegan hymen broke.

Jan 24
I was eating yogurt, and then my hymen broke

I was eating yogurt, and then my hymen broke

Jan 23
and then my hymen broke.

and then my hymen broke.

Jan 21
and then my hymen broke

and then my hymen broke

Jan 19
and then my hymen broke

and then my hymen broke

Jan 18
and then my hymen broke

and then my hymen broke

Jan 17
and then my hymen broke

and then my hymen broke

when you're halfway through a story before you realize it's irredeemably boring, there's no solution except "and then my hymen broke."

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